May 2013
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damonwells:
the xbox one looks like they had a really bad divide at board meetings deciding what it should look like, and couldn’t come to an agreement
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peanutbuttarunna:
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mareeps:
they should have made specialty ice cream flavors for the election
mint romney and obamanana split
i’m 500% done with this site
barackyroad
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peevesies:
i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
“As a Muslim, I’m sick of people asking me how I feel about 9/11. What do you...”
– Aman Ali (via princessbindi)
Watchfeferipeixies:
I’M CRYNIG IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THIS FUCKIGN VIDEO BEFORE I PITY YOUR EXISTANCE
jaclcfrost:
“shouldn’t you be sleeping”
fakehighschoolboyfriend:
a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as:
“i never knew you wanted to join the military”
“why are you getting married”
“that’s an awful tattoo”
“what am i doing for the rest of my life”
“how will i afford deodorant in college”
“why can’t i graduate already”
“why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”
kansass:
i hate crushes but i hate internet crushes more
ozzyosborntodie:
can Dora find you a sense of humor
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abomasnow:
do she got the booty?
she don’t
rneerkat:
rneerkat:
what if your eyebrows are two lovers that dream of one day being a unibrow so they can finally be together
thats the quickest ive lost a follower
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cokeflow:
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greg0ry:
nicki minaj is 30
how
she was born 30 years ago
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fakeyouout:
“money doesn’t buy happiness”
let me test this hypothesis
Sometimes at night I suddenly become aware of all the things I’m missing out on right now, and all the people who I’m not close to anymore, and all of the good times that will never happen again, and all the people who meant the world to me who have forgotten about me forever, and I get this awful feeling that’s kind of like a mix between loneliness and nostalgia.
ballerinahomicide:
trapghoul:
the fact that women’s healthcare seems to be a joke among men is sickening.
lance armstrong loses a testicle and everyone’s like “oh man must have been so hard for him poor guy losing his manhood LIVESTRONG” and angelina jolie gets the jokes after her mother died from cancer and she’s trying to protect herself????
most accurate post on tumblr
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Watchfrequentlytimelow:
Runnin’ Errands with my Mom- Jeremy Shada aka Finn the Human Boy
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