January 2012
when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
December 2011
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Amazon is amazing
Ohgod I love it eue
Since I gots paid- I got a preloadable debit card..but in mom’s name since I’m not 18 PSH. LOL. Too bad I only put 80 dollars on it >____> I must make more money by next pay- omg so many things I want to buy~!
But since I don’t want to blow all my money at once LOL- I decided to split what I buy in half.. like I’ll buy certain things this time...
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
Ohmygod I didn't even know it was New Years
STOP SNEAKING UP ON ME, HOLIDAYS
GAWD
UGH
LOL
HAPPY NEW YEARS~!
…THAT IS TODAY, RIGHT? >_>
I’LL BE DOING NOTHING.
AGAIN.
AS USUAL.
AND I HAVE NO NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS.
I NEVER LIVE UP TO THEM ANYWAY LOL
That’s like setting myself up for disappointment .-.
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we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
I do what I want , when I want, where I want...as...
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When I look at the b*tches I used to call friends.
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When you read something and it sounds perverted.
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Sometimes, when I close my eyes, I can't see.
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When one side of your headphones stop working.
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Those moods when you hate everything.
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Well XD
That obviously isn’t gonna work.
Houston, we have a freakin’ problem
How do I go about this…UHH..
Maybe I’ll figure it out one day.
UGH.
This is going to bother me for a while, LOL
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other half of tumblr: “unf i want to take all of your clothes off with my mouth then ram you against the wall and pin your arms up and then just fuck the shit out of you”
