April 2011
I'm 24 years old and haven't been able to score a better job than a fucking cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that'll hire high school graduates. I'd get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I've failed every damn test I've ever taken. I'm socially awkward, even my only other co-worker fucking hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; she's athletic, smart, and a gorgeous southern belle. I love her. You know what it's like; I've been friend zoned real hard. She's my only best friend, besides this one kid, who I'm pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he's the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all worse is that I live in a fucking pineapple under the sea.
OOOOMMMMMFFFFGGGGG I STARTED READING IT LIKE
AND THEN I READ “I live in a fucking pineapple under the sea” AND FUCKING BURST LAUGHING
MIND BLOWNNNNNNNN
FFFFFFFFFFF HAD ME GOOD!
WHOAH.
For there's not a tale of more woe..
..than me trying to read through this story with Juliet and Romeo.
~*~
Gawd I hate this book
POOR GUY?!
HE GOT TO SEE THE KLAINE KISS.
HE JUST SCREAMED WHEN HE SAW IT SO I HAD TO PUT MY ITOUCH AWAY >:|
LOL!!!!!!! I’m sorry but I keep picturing that in my head and I just laugh. XD
I’m picturing his mouth dropping open- eyes getting wide- tears coming to his eyes- and then a girly screech coming from him. XD
He’s no homophobe (since homophobia is a real fear just like people who are afraid of milk XD;)- he’s a antihomohater..thingy..person >8C
TORMENT HIM WITH IT TOMORROW.
PRINT OUT A PICTURE OF THE KISS AND GLUE IT TO HIS DESK. XD
WINTER,COME BACK
I won’t complain about the cold anymore! COME BACK WINTER. OTL
IT’S SPRING AND IT’S FREAKIN’ HOT. QnQ My hair is like..RUINED. It’s all super-curly and junk. Summer is gonna be hot like Hell. >8C COME BACK WINTER.
When people think your celebrity crush is ugly
”YOU’RE UGLY.”
I should edit my page..
But I’m so lazy..XD Plus I love the simple look it has because it isn’t too confusing for ME. LOL.
Aahh Jess just texted me the lyrics to Mountain High,River Deep (or is that backwards?) and the texts sent out of order. XD
WHAT’S UP WITH THAT ITOUCH OF YOURS, FFF.
Nikki, FIX MY ITOUCH I DUNNO I PRESS RANDOM BUTTONS.
((river deep, mountain high))
Don’t forget landslide and Hali/walking on sunshine |D
LOL Hali eue I SHALT NOT FORGET~
I should edit my page..
But I’m so lazy..XD Plus I love the simple look it has because it isn’t too confusing for ME. LOL.
Aahh Jess just texted me the lyrics to Mountain High,River Deep (or is that backwards?) and the texts sent out of order. XD
WHAT’S UP WITH THAT ITOUCH OF YOURS, FFF.
When someone says Asians are all basically the same thing.
So are Europeans all the same too? Do the Irish speak Finnish? Do the Germans speak Italian?
I DON’T THINK SO, BITCH.
Okay I had to steal this, this is just too epic. XD
I dunno how exactly to reply and stuffs but I'm fine ^ ^
you don't need to worry :)
I’ll worry anyway. >8C *huggles*
3rd wheel..
I feel like such a 3rd wheel in all my friendships..especially when my friends are friends with friends of mine… and then one friend treats the other friend better… I dunno I get jealous….or upset more so..=.=
I love this song XD<3 →
youtube.com
Hell to the No. eue
This song is stuck in my head forever. XD
Gotta work my arse off >8C
I need to work my arse off to finish this schoolwork.
I told myself I can’t eat today until I get this work done.
..Let’s see how far that gets me. XD;
Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.
Yep , you got me xD
OH YEAH , thanks for following (:
WOO I’M SMART~! 8D
I have some Asian brains after all eue
And you’re welcome >w<~!
AHAHAHAHA , I FOUND YOU ON HERE TOO XDDDD
I have my sources e u e b
LOL XD And I bet that source was uhh..let’s see..FormSpring? >u>
XD<3
...have you finished AVPM/AVPS???
CRAP NOT YET OTL
FFF-- I REALIZE THAT SARCASM DOES NOT WORK OVER THE INTERWEBZ |D
Nahh, I'm following him on Twitter and Tumblr e u e
Oh good, because I expected you to be on the floor crying dramatically if he really did XD
...NO. I JUST FELT LIKE LIEING ((LYING?? HOW DO YOU SPELL THIS WORD?)) TO YOU ABOUT RIKER. HIS TWITTER AND TUMBLR ACCOUNTS NO LONGER EXIST.
LOL LYING.
AND OMG WHY??? QnQ
I do believe I found you.
HERPDERP.
Riker has a Tumblr e u e
I DON’T KNOW WHO YOU ARE. Omg rly? XD
i am very bored, what are you doing?:D
Posting things to Tumblr. I finally figured it out Q//u//Q
Ask me anything and everything<3 >w< Don’t be afraid~ I bite but not hard.
If you could change your major, what would the new one be?
….Don’t have one yet XD
Ask me anything and everything<3 >w< Don’t be afraid~ I bite but not hard.
What's your favorite thing about yourself? (Bragging is alright!)
My imagination XD
Ask me anything and everything<3 >w< Don’t be afraid~ I bite but not hard.
How many different jobs have you had?
1~
Ask me anything and everything<3 >w< Don’t be afraid~ I bite but not hard.
Which celebrity would you like to meet the least?
Miley Cyrus.
Ask me anything and everything<3 >w< Don’t be afraid~ I bite but not hard.
Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
FFF- Q///n//Q
Ask me anything and everything<3 >w< Don’t be afraid~ I bite but not hard.
What are your religious views? If you don't have any, what is your opinion on various religions and beliefs?
Christian (:
Ask me anything and everything<3 >w< Don’t be afraid~ I bite but not hard.
Do prison buses have emergency exits?
……I..don’t know. XD
Ask me anything and everything<3 >w< Don’t be afraid~ I bite but not hard.
If parents say, "Never take candy from strangers" then why do we celebrate Halloween?
Pfff I don’t XD
Ask me anything and everything<3 >w< Don’t be afraid~ I bite but not hard.
Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
In a plastic bag 8D
Ask me anything and everything<3 >w< Don’t be afraid~ I bite but not hard.
Do you think animals are able to commit suicide intentionally? If yes, which ones do you think seem more likely to do it?
Animals that cross highways like raccoons, deer, squirrels.. XD
Ask me anything and everything<3 >w< Don’t be afraid~ I bite but not hard.
If you received 5000 USD, what would be the first thing you buy?
Aaaaaaaa..something..XD;
Ask me anything and everything<3 >w< Don’t be afraid~ I bite but not hard.
Since rabbits don't lay eggs, why does the Easter bunny carry them?
To be cool.
Ask me anything and everything<3 >w< Don’t be afraid~ I bite but not hard.
If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, do you think the other doctors would work on the doctor instead of the patient?
They call in more doctors to get that doctor and they will continue the surgery- but they’ll need to call in another doctor to take the missing doctor’s place. =w=
Ask me anything and everything<3 >w< Don’t be afraid~ I bite but not hard.
WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
UUHHH..Eating? XD
