Imagine if you called a wrong number, and the person you called was a celebrity
-Hello? Mom?
-No. This is Tom Felton.
October 2011
I hate it when my mom's mad at my sibling, so she decides to get mad at me too
and I am like,
That awkward moment when London Tipton is having a baby with Hannah Montana's brother.
"This password is weak." I DON'T CARE! I WANT THIS PASSWORD!
That awkward moment when your teacher says "Find a partner" and you look at your friend and they already have a partner.
That annoying moment when you're standing in a circle of people and someone moves and moves right in front of you.
http://funniestshit.tumblr.com/
omg i do that a lot!
FACEBOOK'S BUYING TUMBLR?!
IF FB BUYS TUMBLR, EVERYONE WE KNOW WILL MAKE A TUMBLR
THE PEOPLE WE KNOW MIGHT FIND OUR BLOGS
THEN THEY MIGHT SPREAD OUR URLS AROUND AND TELL MORE PEOPLE TO JOIN
AND WE WON’T GET TO SAY WHAT WE THINK HERE ANYMORE.
THAT WOULD EXPLAIN THE SHITTY CHANGES!
The awkward moment when you hold the door for somebody and they just walk right pass you without saying thank you
They’re like
and then you’re just like
That awkward moment when one of your parents walks in while you're on tumblr and you stop scrolling down the dashboard because you're scared there might be something that your parent won't approve of
When you finally get comfortable in bed and your mom says "Come Here".
When you're watching you're favorite show and you have to pee
You’re like:
But the moment it cuts to a commercial,
And you run to the bathroom like:
After you’ve done peeing you run back to the tv like
While running you’re worried the show has already started so you’re like
But then you make it in time so you’re like
When sleeping, otters hold hands so they don't drift apart.
I WANNA BE AN OTTER. OMG. THIS IS SO CUTE.
Reblog if you had to learn tumblr by yourself. Without help from anyone.
insanecomicgal asked:
Ice Quee, what was the first thing that pooped into ur head when u first saw fiona?
*dyiiinnngg*
He's such a tease...but..I still love him<3
- Me: *as if you didn't get enough messages from me already LOL* Hallo~! QuQ
- Teddybear: Lol I haven't gotten any messages from you though sweetiepie!! Ltns
- Me: Ohgoodthen LOL, because I sent..uhmm..let's just say I sent too many XD. I'm a chatterbox~ &
- Yes it's been a long time~! How have you been~?
- Teddybear: No 'cause now I wanta see!! Oh! I've been so awesome it's great over here. How have you been sweetiepie???
- Me: Oh my goodness noooo~! XD You'll see nothing of the sort~! & I've been alright~! I feel a lot happier right now though~! >w<
- Teddybear: But why not D=!! Come on......=D? What made you so happy??
- Me: Maybe one day .-. Just maybe! & Haha, the fact that I got to finally talk to you again made me happy~!
- Teddybear: That's not fair!! And am I really that cute sweetie? =3 Happy just because I talked???
- Me: Neither is Monopoly! >8C & AAHHHH LOL, thank you very much for making me die by reading that. XD. Yes, yes you really are that cute, Teddy~ XD & I'm gonna get you for that one XD
- Teddybear: : Uh-huh it is =P!! Oh, I am so flattered =D! I am ok with that. Bring it on sweetie >=3. I don't know if I'll win but....=D!
I don't know how people can sleep without blankets.
At night I’m just like
Reblog if you write the number 'nine'
like this
instead of this
That awkward moment when you’re taking a bite of pizza, and you accidentally bite the whole entire layer of cheese off
Reasons why I'm fat:
- I eat when I’m bored
- I’m bored all the time
That awkward moment when you decide to look at someone and he/she is already looking at you
When you tell your crush how you really feel
Expectations
Reality
I want a relationship like this...
That awkward moment when a zombie is looking for brains and it walks right past you
Why are all these bedrooms on Tumblr so epic and awesome?
Meanwhile, in my room..
^THIS.
When little kids get into an argument with you.
Bitch, I’m older than you.
I wonder who the first person was to see an egg come out of a chicken's butt and say "I'm gonna eat that"
