March 2012
No wonder Bryan is away for two weeks.
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Mom: You never do anything for me.
Mind: I fake a smile.
I hide my problems from you to avoid you getting stressed.
I cover my scars.
I don't talk to you so you don't have to put up with me.
I pretend to be mentally stable.
Me: sorry.
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Hi my name is Ash and I am homeless.
lollirot-trickster:
So I haven’t been really forthcoming with the details around this and I’m not sure why. More than likely it’s my own inability to ask for help, or my pride, or simple the shame I’ve had to deal with from other people let alone on the internet.
I won’t go into details or points fingers, but I basically ran from a bad situation to a place I’d never been too and found that I...
teenage girl: (uploads photo) haha lol wooowww i look awful i'm so ugly i rarely take good pictures i don't even want people to look at my horrid ugliness
tags: #come, #at, # me, #bro, #ugly, #haha, #wow, #I, #look, #awful, #lmao, #best friends #fuck, #fuck you, #heartbreak, #lol, #photography, #my photography, #model, #modeling, #text, #texting, #text it, #swag, #iphone, #iphone swag, #iphone pics, #instagram, #instagram swag, #bathroom, #bathroom swag, #animals, #potato, #birds, #waffles, #clothes, #cheese, #nuclear fission
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Anonymous asked: If you could go some place in the world, anywhere you'd like, where would you go and why? :3
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Fact: whoever has a tumblr, hates this image:
and i even had the capacity to click on that and wait like the dumbest human alive
i thought there was actually something there..then i realized xD
I actually waited… omg. I clicked it like 5 times. wtf is wrong with me
I waited like 5 seconds before I realized there were no little dots…and then I clicked again and I was like “OHH”
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I SEE OH.
I
AM
STUPID!
Different between Beliebers and all other fanbases
Beliebers: SHUT UP HE IS NOT GAY OMG LIKE YOU JUST DON'T KNOW A THING YOU ARE DUMB HE IS AS STRAIGHT AS A STICK AND LOVES VAGINA AND EATS IT FOR BREAKFAST, LUNCH AND DINNER BECAUSE HE IS NOT GAY OKAY
Other fanbases: SHUT UP THEY ARE GAY OMG I SWEAR THEY JUST LOOKED AT EACH OTHER AT THE SAME TIME AND YOU COULD SEE THE TOTAL CONNECTION THEY LOVE EACH OTHER AND WHEN THEY'RE ALONE THEY HAVE ANAL SEX BECAUSE THEY ARE TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY GAY OKAY
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“faster,” I whispered as my browser ran slowly
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Quick Summary of the Lorax
Ted: I like chicks.
Chick: I like trees.
Ted: I'll get that bitch a tree. Bitches love trees. Hey Gramma where the fuck do I get a tree?
Gramma: Go talk to the Once-ler, he knows shit like that.
Ted: Yo Once-ler bro how the fuck do I get a tree?
Once-ler: Lemme tell you a story about trees.
Ted: Do you have to?
Once-ler: Yes. So there was this time when I had a douchebag family and then I ditched them and went off and cut down some trees to make shit with. And then this Lorax dude showed up.
Lorax: If you cut down any more trees I will cut you.
Once-ler: Yeah, yeah, whatever. Cool story bro.
Lorax: I'm sorry, by 'I will cut you' I meant I will dump you into a river and leave you to drown.
Once-ler: Woah calm thyself the fuck down bro. Jesus Christ, man. I won't cut down any more trees, happy?
Lorax: That's chill then.
Everybody: GIMME A FUCKIN THNEED I WANT ONE
Once-ler: Shit shit um hey I gotta call my douchebag family over to help.
Douchebag family: Just cut the damn trees down already you pansy.
Once-ler: Aw why the hell not. Sure thing.
Everybody: FUCKIN THNEEDS HELL YEAH
Once-ler: I'm fuckin rich this is awesome.
Lorax: What the fuck dude you promised!
Once-ler: I didn't PINKY PROMISE, douchebag, so it didn't count.
Lorax: Fuck you douchebag that's the last fuckin tree you just killed, good going. Have a goddamn tree seed, I'm out.
Douchebag family: Lol fail we're out.
Everyone: Lol I'm out man air's fuckin filthy around here.
Once-ler: What the hell do I do now. I'm just gonna lock myself up for a couple decades and not bother planting this seed thing.
Ted: So if you're not using it can I have it or what?
Once-ler: Why the hell not, man, go get that chick.
O'Hare: Woah woah everyone slow down trees will give you guys for free what I give you for 50 bucks. That's not cool man.
Ted: Nobody gives a shit, I have a fuckin tree. Move bitch, get out the way. I'm planting this fucker.
Chick: Oh, Mr. Ted, ooooh! You're so sexy, take me now! My body is ready!
Gramma: Damn straight.
Lorax: 'Bout time someone planted that damn tree. Hey Once-ler bud we're cool now, there's a tree again.
Once-ler: That's fucking awesome, man. Gimme a hug.
End
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Write your tumblr name with your eyes closed....
fuzzybagels:
mammacarnage:
flyingtoasteroptional:
panickatsmb:
pamjckatsmb
Fluingtoasteroptional
MammaCarnage
my god i love to eat dick
…close enough
cutiekekegirl
FLAWLESS.
xsweetiepiex
xsweetiepieartsx
AAHH- MIRACLE.
NOT A SINGLE TYPO.
EE-
I can type better with my eyes close than with them open
That’s backwards
This is how I tell people about my fandoms
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I try so hard to reblog normal things but in the...
starxapple:
Day off: Tumblr
Need to study: Tumblr
Shitty weather: Tumblr
Wonderful and sunny weather: Tumblr
Plans with other people: Tumblr
In class: Tumblr
Supposed to be sleeping: Tumblr
Watching TV: Tumblr
On the bus: Tumblr
The apocalypse: Tumblr
During my own funeral: Tumblr
Everywhere: Tumblr
Tumblr: Tumblr
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tessaviolet:
ghostbono:
t.u.m.b.l.r. actually stands for the types of posts you can use!(:
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(Video.)
It’s been right in front of our faces all this time.
caraknightley:
WHY CANT I GET OFF THIS FUCKING WEBSITE
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highb100d:
beellette:
dad just said “there should be a netflix for books”
five minutes later he shouted “THE LIBRARY”
um no
he didnt
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Me: this is the worst day of my life I'm going to vomit I hate myself and the world I hope I die everything sucks
Me one day later: I am so happy everything is perfect I love everyone I have ever met let's dance
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I like staring at you. ლ(╹◡╹ლ)
Why are you so cute. ლ(ↂ‿‿ↂლ)
I lick you when you sleep. ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)
You taste so good. ლ(́ಢ.◞౪◟ಢ‵ლ)
You better love me too. ლ(́◣ 益◢‵ლ)
Or else I’ll kill you. ლ(́⊙◞౪◟⊙‵ლ)
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Me: Unzips my outer layer of skin and a fat sassy black girl walks out
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Watchfirewolfinfinity:
mommyatemyfries:
mermaidkotoni:
the-spacey-empress:
Aaannnndddd once again, I am not sorry. I am never sorry >D
WTF
WTF
WTF
OMG
DYING
AHAHAHAHHAHAHA. OMG I LOVE YOU.
LZDKJFGVKLSDFBJG HOLY FUCK
I’M DEAD
I CAN’T
OH MY LORD
I CANT EVEN
ghaahah
i died
THAT CAUGHT ME OFFGUARD I DID NOT EXPECT THAT LOL
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