• porn site: are you over the age of eighteen?
  • fifteen year old: ...umm... yes *clicks yes*
  • porn site: 
  • fifteen year old: 
  • cop: *bust down the door* PUT THE PORN DOWN
  • fifteen year old: *starts crying*
  • cop: *pistol whips the fifteen year old* BUSTY ASIAN BABES? NOT ON MY WATCH