- Me: Hey, I like your shirt.
- Them: Thanks, I got it for seventy dollars at a department store.
- Me: Really? Because for seventy dollars at Burlington, I got the same shirt, three lamps, cashmere underwear, a golden retriever and two puerto rican children
haha I Love This
i love that simba is included
“Woohoo! Take it off!”
As requested by somethingsimplexox.
Danny Phantom - Episode 5: Splitting Images
if you and your best friend don’t have those small gay moments i can tell you that your friendship is gonna end soon
I’ve gotten asked if me and my bff have had sex multiple times. Haha.
FUCKING HELL WHY HAVE I NEVER HEARD ABOUT HOW FUCKING GAY THE FOURTH POKEMON MOVIE IS
I MEAN IT STARTS WITH THEM FINDING THIS KID IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FOREST AND
OMG SEXUAL TENSION ALERT, PING
THAT WAS UNNECESSARY
THEN THEY, LIKE, FIGHT TOGETHER
“YOU’RE A GREAT TRAINER ASH”
“WE MAKE A GOOD TEAM”
WHOAAAAAAAAA THERE BUDDY
THEN THERE’S LIKE FIVE SCENES WHERE THEY FLY THROUGH THE AIR TOGETHER
THE KID’S SHOWING HIM HIS SKETCHBOOK! TRUE LOVE GUYS
OMG THEY’RE TOTALLY GONNA FACE THEIR POTENTIAL DEATH TOGETHER OTP
HOLD HIM A BIT MORE TENDERLY KID
“YOU’RE A GREAT FRIEND”
I THINK YOU MEAN “BOYFRIEND”
GODDAMMIT ASH IF YOU START CRYING I CAN’T POSSIBLY BELIEVE HE’S JUST A FRIEND
NO STOP ASH
AND THEN, SHIT, AT THE END WHEN THEY’RE TALKING TO OAK HE STARTS CRYING ABOUT HOW HE MET THIS GUY AND HE’S SAD THAT HE’LL NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN AND
FUCK THE KID WAS PROFESSOR OAK I JUST SPENT AN ENTIRE MOVIE SHIPPING OAK/ASH WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS FRANCHISE
i wouldnt be the cute lovey dovey type of girlfriend id be the “lets go to mcdonalds at 1am” kind
I’m that kind of girlfriend who sits in her room on her computer all day on tumblr, looking at “fictional” characters and pretending that I’m dating them. Or at least looking at them and being like “OHMYGOD I WANT THEM TO BE REAAAAL I WANT TO HUUUUUG THEEEM!!”
Yeah, Raph. You’re so deep in R-ness. Gawsh.